March 8, 2022

To anyone following me and wanting to continue doing so:

I’m declaring this blog (formerly @ notinsanejustmad) my sideblog that’s used strictly for reblogs

my new blog where I’ll try to post original posts more regularly is @notinsanejustmad

since it’s a sideblog i won’t be able to follow you back tho :/ but if I’m already following you on this blog that should be fine :D

May 10, 2023

blinday:

You get the one in a lifetime chance to add the word “Fuck” to any LOTR moment, which one of the following is your choice?

Fuck your secrets then

A fucking Elf

I have no fucking memory of this place

One does not simply walk to fucking Mordor

They have a fucking cave Troll

AND MY FUCKING AXE

This forest is old as fuck

Fuck it

My fucking precious


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May 10, 2023

safety-pin-punk:

scrollypoly:

batsarebetterthanpeople:

Actually I’ll never forgive Punk Rave and Killstar and fast fashion brands for tricking people into thinking that being goth or punk or emo is expensive. Babygirl the only goth brand names you need to know are Rit, Good Will, Etsy, and Studs and Spikes, we used to shove safety pins through our ears and then they started selling earrings that look like safety pins for 15.99. We used to dye thrifted wedding dresses black and they started selling gothic gowns for 300 bucks. We used to put studs on boots we found in the back of the good will and they started making Demonias. DIY or die wasn’t perfect it can be exclusionary to disabled people but whatever the fuck we’ve got going on right now is so much worse. It’s not any more inclusive to the disabled and it is exclusionary to the people who made punk, to the people who made goth, to the people who made emo. If you’ve got the funds and you don’t want to do diy pay someone else to do it for you but please let it be a small artist or a friend not some guy in a suit who’s made it his business to gentrify punk. You can turn flats into platforms with flipflops, hotglue and gumption don’t let anyone tell you different.

All this but studs and spikes sells facist and n*zi symbols on pins so maybe dont support them unfortunately

Oh shit, I didnt actually check out there site much when I reblogged… but uuhhh… scrollypoly is correct….

So keep that in mind when looking for sites to by from. I still thing the message stands though

May 10, 2023

whyenn-reader:

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All the patches I did for my Poser Jacket. This is the best thing I’ve ever thought of.

(via days-n-daze)

May 10, 2023

bulkhummus:

How to give yourself a haircut: 

Step 1. Decide you want a haircut. Wonder who that person is every time they walk in front of a window, a mirror, a camera, and wonder why they’re following you. 

Step 2. Buy hair clippers at half the price at an ocean state job lot because you are forty thousand dollars in debt working toward something that still feels like nothing. Ignore that the gas to drive the extra ten miles further than target probably equals out the price.

Step 3. Eat a cold turkey sandwich in the bathroom while your friend who promised to help you complains about their partner who is giving them everything they want but don’t realize they hate. Feel weird that you know why. Wonder what they know about you that you don’t yet realize about yourself. 

Step 4. Plug the damn thing in, and wipe the crumbs from stale sandwich bread off your chest. That too isn’t right, but a pair of clippers for those are much too expensive and complicated and are not sold at the ocean states job lots 30 minutes from your home. 

Step 6. Console your friend who is nervous on your behalf. 

Step 7. Let your friend console you when you shave off the first bit and you realize it’s too late to go back. It’s just hair they say. It’s always just hair. It will grow back if you don’t like it. Don’t worry about not liking it. Worry that it won’t look straight. 

Step 8. Strain the muscles in your neck as you reinvent yourself. Spend the most time on the parts behind the ears, toward the nape of your neck even though you will never see it. Spend fifteen minutes sandwiched between two mirrors and wonder why you don’t cancel out standing between them. Feel the clippers buzz against your scalp and rattle your brain. Wonder what else it might rattle loose. 

Step 9. Stare at the hair in the sink for too long and regret not putting down a garbage bag to catch the scraps of you. 

Step 10. Feel your friends’ hands rub over your shaved sections. Feel their fingertips that are cool and cold against the warmth of your skull and how they don’t tangle in the longer bits. Remember the longer bits that you kept because not keeping any of it also felt wrong somehow. 

Step 11. Dunk your head under the faucet because your shower head still isn’t working even after several calls to the person who is supposed to deal with that. Feel the cold water on the back of your neck. Dunk under it three times. Become a clean slate before the god in your head. Know that it is your divine right to not feel the hair on the back of your neck. Get the collar of your only clean shirt soaking wet. Spend the rest of the afternoon in a too tight sports bra. 

Step 12. Go to your evening class in your damp shirt and see that someone has dyed their hair neon orange and gelled it into a mohawk. Laugh at the god in your own head, but thank them for driving you to ocean state job lots too.

(via safety-pin-punk)

May 10, 2023
supreme-leader-stoat:
“weaselle:
“wagnetic:
“arroz-con-yolo:
“There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny
”
I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.
”
still so...

supreme-leader-stoat:

weaselle:

wagnetic:

arroz-con-yolo:

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.

still so good

Ancient Greeks loading the dishwasher:

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May 10, 2023

devastatinglyfrizzle:

teal-sharky:

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This poem is not a tweet to me

(via mxbutchtwink)

May 10, 2023

eringotkilled:

transgrrils who have stubble bc they were to sleepy to shave this morning. you agree reblofg

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May 10, 2023

gender-sexuality-and-happiness:

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May 10, 2023

cultnervous:

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some beautiful graffiti downtown

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May 10, 2023

psyxotic444:

sex is overrated we should kill together

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